Elephant Goes on Gentle Rampage in Switzerland →
The best headline ever written
oh god oh god oh god oh god “It is important that I go to Yale. They have Harold Bloom”
Letters of Note: Mark Twain on proofreaders →
This is very much awesome. Someday I want my random rants to be this interesting. Maybe someday someone will dig out my chat logs and laugh at my humorously phrased complaints about the bursars office. No? Mark Twain just makes me feel inferior. Fuck you Mark Twain.